Lol.
Nicely done. X)
Twilight should really be getting a lot more credit than it has been though. :l
I think it shouldn't've been a vampire, necessarily. <,<; Lol.
But that's not my biggest concern at all.
People should be trying to relate to this guy. You know how in, like, every highschool there's that lonely creepy kid or something - who you know nothing about and you start lots of rumors about? That could be this guy. :o
My relations or w/e go far deeper than this - this only scratches the surface. <,<; Lol.
Very nicely done though. :) I always enjoy a good parody like this one. X) :D
By the way, as far as I know, normally those kids tend to be pretty emotional and quite caring once you get to know them, provided they're not too damaged yet. ;P
They just need to be brought out. :)